Past the Rainbow Bridge, way down at the end of Wrinkle Road, in the Snoring Hills near Curlytail Creek, lies a ranch called Pug Hollow. When you cross the gate, follow the lane on down through the rolling green hills and groves of trees until you see the house. It's a sprawling white house with a wrap-around porch and a big old tree shading the front steps.
The temperature is always perfect, and the door is always open (as evidenced by the pugs and other dogs going in and out and in and out and...). We have sun, rain, snow or fog depending on how we feel that day, but it's never muddy and there aren't any fleas, ticks or mosquitoes around. The house is self cleaning; the beds infinitely expandable and there's always food in the cupboard and biscuits in the cookie jar. (Just remember, everyone gets 2!)
Watch before you sit down or take a step, all our dogs are as spry and healthy as a dog should be and you never know where one might turn up. Especially if you have something tasty in hand.
Now don't think that Pug Hollow is the only house you can find at the end of Snoring Road. There are lots of folk around here. Depending on the time of day and the way we feel, we're within walking distance of them all... or we're not as the case may be.
So build yourself a house in the Wrinkle Hills and join the rest of us who intend to retire to Pug Hollow.
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